Crisp, cold, ultra-refreshing chopped iceberg salad tossed with a bright, herb-packed creamy green goddess dressing that you can blitz in a blender in about 5 minutes.
flaky sea saltsmall pinch, for finishing (optional)
Instructions
Blend the dressing base: Add the mayonnaise, sour cream, parsley, chives, tarragon, anchovies, garlic, lemon juice, vinegar, salt, and pepper to a blender or small food processor. Blend until very smooth and pale green.
Adjust thickness and seasoning: With the motor running (or in short bursts), drizzle in 2–4 tbsp (30–60 ml) cold water until pourable but still thick. Taste and adjust with more salt or lemon if needed.
Chill the dressing: Transfer to a jar/container, cover, and chill at least 30 minutes (up to 3 days).
Prep the lettuce: Rinse iceberg and romaine leaves and spin very dry. Stack leaves, slice into strips, then rotate and chop into small bite-size pieces.
Chop the vegetables and herbs: Finely dice the cucumber, thinly slice the green onion, and chop the parsley and dill.
Combine the salad base: In a large bowl, add the chopped iceberg, romaine, cucumber, green onion, parsley, and dill. Toss gently to distribute.
Dress right before serving: Stir the dressing. Start with about 80 ml (1/3 cup), drizzle over the salad, and toss well. Add more dressing a spoonful at a time until evenly coated but not soupy.
Add crunch and finish: Sprinkle pistachios over top and toss once more. Taste and finish with a pinch of flaky salt and/or an extra squeeze of lemon if desired.
Serve immediately: Once dressed, the salad stays crisp about 15–20 minutes; for holding, keep lettuce and dressing separate and toss at the table.